OFFICIAL 2017 FOOTBALL SEASON PRISONER WELCOMING DRANKIN' THREAD

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Dopey is gonna sweep out all the cells and re-stock the one ply terlit paper, Arky is gonna polish all brass and knobs, Whisker is official ball-tickler, and Hoos' is makin' some Welcome Back posters with little XOXOs and hearts.....should be a fun incarceration....

Rev

Ex-Prison Modulator

[whisker]

Dopey is gonna sweep out all the cells and re-stock the one ply terlit paper, Arky is gonna polish all brass and knobs, Whisker is official ball-tickler, and Hoos' is makin' some Welcome Back posters with little XOXOs and hearts.....should be a fun incarceration....

Rev

Ex-Prison Modulator

I am going to deflate balls not tickle them.

[Arky]

and I aint doing s*** but drankin.............fuk'ya

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

and I aint doing s*** but drankin.............fuk'ya

That's ok.....you can drank and still bend over.......

Rev

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

I ain't restin' 'till some bastard gets tossed in this slammer.

Rev
Former Prison Mod

[whisker]

I ain't restin' 'till some bastard gets tossed in this slammer.

Rev
Former Prison Mod

You let joonyer escape.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

You let joonyer escape.

Yeah, but he's dumb enough to wander back and pull a Barney Fife and lock himself back up in his cell.

Rev

[whisker]

Yeah, but he's dumb enough to wander back and pull a Barney Fife and lock himself back up in his cell.

Rev

Ok Otis.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

I'd toss Brett, his coachin' staff, Jeff Long, and the rich boosters that paid to get this clown all in jail, except they'd lower the class of the lock up......

Rev

[Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head]

I'd toss Brett, his coachin' staff, Jeff Long, and the rich boosters that paid to get this clown all in jail, except they'd lower the class of the lock up......

Rev

Don't be bringing that kinda s*** in here, Rev. You'll kill the cell real estate values!!!

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Don't be bringing that kinda s*** in here, Rev. You'll kill the cell real estate values!!!

Howdy Coach.....good to see ya back here.....

Rev

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

I may need some help here....can anybody assist me in squeezin' Beeleema into one o' these cells?

Rev

[Arky]

**** Jennifer instead of bret this time

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

**** Jennifer instead of bret this time

Who's Jennifer?  His goat?

Rev