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OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM WHISKEY STILL THREAD

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OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM WHISKEY STILL THREAD
08:35 AM - Oct 22, 2016
Inmates may purchase alcohol here for a nominal fee.  (Think we're in business, B'ard......)

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #1 → 09:13 AM - Oct 22, 2016
Inmates may purchase alcohol here for a nominal fee.  (Think we're in business, B'ard......)

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Good work, Rev!
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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #2 → 09:57 PM - Oct 26, 2016
Thread's really takin off...
I'm gonna get D'Lite to whoop your ass.... >:(
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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #3 → 05:29 AM - Oct 27, 2016
Thread's really takin off...

This damn group is too well behaved....we need some trouble makers here......wait....I'll bet I could talk Dopey into sentencin' you here for a little while on Suspicion of Bein' a ****** Dumas.....

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #4 → 08:50 AM - Oct 27, 2016
This damn group is too well behaved....we need some trouble makers here......wait....I'll bet I could talk Dopey into sentencin' you here for a little while on Suspicion of Bein' a ****** Dumas.....

Rev

Rev if you would stop drinking the hooch you might have more customers.

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #5 → 09:57 AM - Oct 27, 2016
Rev if you would stop drinking the hooch you might have more customers.

"Might" don't cut it.......

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #6 → 10:36 AM - Oct 27, 2016
This damn group is too well behaved....we need some trouble makers here......wait....I'll bet I could talk Dopey into sentencin' you here for a little while on Suspicion of Bein' a ****** Dumas.....

Rev

You can't banish me to the prison forum.... I'm the only one that brings any substance to this board... And with substance comes the advertising dollars Rev... i.e. more $$$$ in your kollection plate
I'm gonna get D'Lite to whoop your ass.... >:(
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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #7 → 03:35 AM - Oct 28, 2016
You can't banish me to the prison forum.... I'm the only one that brings any substance to this board... And with substance comes the advertising dollars Rev... i.e. more $$$$ in your kollection plate

You got any model airplanes at your farmacy?  I grew up near Westside Pharmacy in Benton and they had a hell of a selection of models when I was a kid.  And this orange baseball that was supposed to glow in the dark....always wanted one...but it was $3 back in the early 60s....that's about $3000 in today's money.....never got one.....if you had s*** like that, you could hire someone to build your next wall....

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #8 → 05:06 PM - Oct 28, 2016
You got any model airplanes at your farmacy?  I grew up near Westside Pharmacy in Benton and they had a hell of a selection of models when I was a kid.  And this orange baseball that was supposed to glow in the dark....always wanted one...but it was $3 back in the early 60s....that's about $3000 in today's money.....never got one.....if you had s*** like that, you could hire someone to build your next wall....

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no he couldn't.  Junior burns through his money.  He would be an ideal government bureaucrat. 
buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms......

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #9 → 12:04 PM - Nov 01, 2016
no he couldn't.  Junior burns through his money.  He would be an ideal government bureaucrat.

Can't take it with me when I go... Might as well spend it while I got it
I'm gonna get D'Lite to whoop your ass.... >:(
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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #10 → 08:52 PM - Nov 01, 2016
Can't take it with me when I go... Might as well spend it while I got it

s*** you spend it BEFORE you get it.
buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms......

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #11 → 11:38 AM - Nov 02, 2016
s*** you spend it BEFORE you get it.

Mind your own damn business!

Btw, can I borrow a 20?
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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #12 → 11:53 AM - Nov 02, 2016
Mind your own damn business!

Btw, can I borrow a 20?

Gonna go to Walgreens for some aspirin and potato chips?

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #13 → 08:02 PM - Nov 03, 2016
I'm here to be reformed.  Besides, I just acquired a gallon of 80 proof shine from "the outside."

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #14 → 05:48 AM - Nov 04, 2016
I'm here to be reformed.  Besides, I just acquired a gallon of 80 proof shine from "the outside."

The only way you can be reformed is to give up your worldly possessions, startin' with that jug of hooch...and by give it up, I mean give it to me....

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #15 → 04:45 PM - Nov 12, 2016
Still waiting on that whiskey

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #16 → 04:50 AM - Nov 13, 2016
Still waiting on that whiskey

We shoulda throwed him in this place when we had the chance.....

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #17 → 11:38 AM - Nov 13, 2016
We shoulda throwed him in this place when we had the chance.....

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Your like a democrat with your second chances program

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #18 → 05:44 AM - Nov 14, 2016
Your like a democrat with your second chances program

Looks like I've got as much of his whiskey as you do, whiskobama....

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #19 → 08:10 AM - Nov 14, 2016
Looks like I've got as much of his whiskey as you do, whiskobama....

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Wouldn't that be Canadian whiskey?

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #20 → 09:38 AM - Nov 15, 2016
Wouldn't that be Canadian whiskey?

Yeah, but I'm a Kentuck bourbon fan......don't care for that Canadian s***....

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #21 → 09:54 AM - Nov 15, 2016
Yeah, but I'm a Kentuck bourbon fan......don't care for that Canadian s***....

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Them Canadians can make some good hooch.

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #22 → 05:05 AM - Nov 16, 2016
Them Canadians can make some good hooch.

Too damn bland.....no character......hell, they use used barrels from Kentucky to age their whiskey in....that oughta tell ya somethin'....

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #23 → 07:41 AM - Nov 16, 2016
Too damn bland.....no character......hell, they use used barrels from Kentucky to age their whiskey in....that oughta tell ya somethin'....

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Oil barrels?

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Re: OFFICIAL PRISON WHISKEY STILL
Reply #24 → 05:52 AM - Nov 17, 2016
Oil barrels?

Oil would only improve Canadian whiskey.....

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