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I must confessed that i deflowered 3 of his 7 virgin goats.
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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #1 → 03:02 PM - Oct 15, 2016
I must confessed that i deflowered 3 of his 7 virgin goats.
absolution...........dopey lite said rev cain't get it up no mo
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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #2 → 06:30 PM - Oct 15, 2016
absolution...........dopey lite said rev cain't get it up no mo

Well s*** it was justified.

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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #3 → 06:16 AM - Oct 16, 2016
absolution...........dopey lite said rev cain't get it up no mo

And I guess if you was lookin' at D'Lite, you could get it up......figgers....

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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #4 → 10:35 PM - Oct 20, 2016
And I guess if you was lookin' at D'Lite, you could get it up......figgers....

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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #5 → 11:41 PM - Oct 20, 2016
I confess, I never sent you a Father's Day Card.

No Offense.

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Reply #6 → 05:18 AM - Oct 22, 2016
I confess, I never sent you a Father's Day Card.

No Offense.

Your sister did........

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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #7 → 07:51 AM - Oct 22, 2016
Rev, how is the work going on establishing the official whiskey still of the prison forum? I bet it's gonna be good for allowing us to skim cash off the inmates by selling em contraband whiskey and the extending their sentence here for having contraband whiskey.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #8 → 08:33 AM - Oct 22, 2016
Rev, how is the work going on establishing the official whiskey still of the prison forum? I bet it's gonna be good for allowing us to skim cash off the inmates by selling em contraband whiskey and the extending their sentence here for having contraband whiskey.

Not good....I made the coil outta lead and the damn s*** melted and spilt all the first run whiskey into my Route 44 Sonic cup and I had to dispose of it......probably try a bamboo coil next run.....

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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #9 → 09:16 AM - Oct 22, 2016
Not good....I made the coil outta lead and the damn s*** melted and spilt all the first run whiskey into my Route 44 Sonic cup and I had to dispose of it......probably try a bamboo coil next run.....

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I understand, Rev. Happens to us all. Hell, I spilt over a hunderd still attempt in my cup before I tried a copper coil. Trouble with the copper was, it worked so good I tended to stay thirsty.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #10 → 12:23 PM - Oct 22, 2016
I understand, Rev. Happens to us all. Hell, I spilt over a hunderd still attempt in my cup before I tried a copper coil. Trouble with the copper was, it worked so good I tended to stay thirsty.

We can't have that s***.....

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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #11 → 12:51 PM - Oct 22, 2016
We can't have that s***.....

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Rev i put a slit into your coil and got three jars before you woke.

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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #12 → 02:03 PM - Oct 22, 2016
Rev i put a slit into your coil and got three jars before you woke.

That's ok....I put three splits in each of your condoms 'fore you woke...

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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #13 → 02:14 PM - Oct 22, 2016
That's ok....I put three splits in each of your condoms 'fore you woke...

Rev

That's a month supply asshore

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Reply #14 → 02:19 PM - Oct 22, 2016
That's a month supply asshore

I haven't used that many since '74.....

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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #15 → 02:38 PM - Oct 22, 2016
I haven't used that many since '74.....

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It goes down by 12 each year.

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Reply #16 → 04:12 PM - Oct 22, 2016
It goes down by 12 each year.

Quit braggin'.......

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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #17 → 09:59 PM - Oct 26, 2016
I confess...

I've actually been married 6 times
I'm gonna get D'Lite to whoop your ass.... >:(
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Re: CONFESSIONS TO REV
Reply #18 → 05:27 AM - Oct 27, 2016
I confess...

I've actually been married 6 times

How many were women?

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Reply #19 → 08:50 AM - Oct 27, 2016
How many were women?

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He is counting the time he was playing dress up with the neighborhood girls. 

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Reply #20 → 09:58 AM - Oct 27, 2016
He is counting the time he was playing dress up with the neighborhood girls. 

I bet he built that wall while he was wearin' a dress.....

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