Officlal Prisom Forum CONFESSIONS TO REV thread

[whisker]

I must confessed that i deflowered 3 of his 7 virgin goats.

[Arky]

I must confessed that i deflowered 3 of his 7 virgin goats.

absolution...........dopey lite said rev cain't get it up no mo

[whisker]

absolution...........dopey lite said rev cain't get it up no mo

Well s*** it was justified.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

absolution...........dopey lite said rev cain't get it up no mo

And I guess if you was lookin' at D'Lite, you could get it up......figgers....

Rev

[Pharm Lite]

And I guess if you was lookin' at D'Lite, you could get it up......figgers....

Rev

I am a good lookin sumbitch...

[LSUFan]

I confess, I never sent you a Father's Day Card.

No Offense.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

I confess, I never sent you a Father's Day Card.

No Offense.

Your sister did........

Rev

[Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head]

Rev, how is the work going on establishing the official whiskey still of the prison forum? I bet it's gonna be good for allowing us to skim cash off the inmates by selling em contraband whiskey and the extending their sentence here for having contraband whiskey.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Rev, how is the work going on establishing the official whiskey still of the prison forum? I bet it's gonna be good for allowing us to skim cash off the inmates by selling em contraband whiskey and the extending their sentence here for having contraband whiskey.

Not good....I made the coil outta lead and the damn s*** melted and spilt all the first run whiskey into my Route 44 Sonic cup and I had to dispose of it......probably try a bamboo coil next run.....

Rev

[Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head]

Not good....I made the coil outta lead and the damn s*** melted and spilt all the first run whiskey into my Route 44 Sonic cup and I had to dispose of it......probably try a bamboo coil next run.....

Rev

I understand, Rev. Happens to us all. Hell, I spilt over a hunderd still attempt in my cup before I tried a copper coil. Trouble with the copper was, it worked so good I tended to stay thirsty.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

I understand, Rev. Happens to us all. Hell, I spilt over a hunderd still attempt in my cup before I tried a copper coil. Trouble with the copper was, it worked so good I tended to stay thirsty.

We can't have that s***.....

Rev

[whisker]

We can't have that s***.....

Rev

Rev i put a slit into your coil and got three jars before you woke.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Rev i put a slit into your coil and got three jars before you woke.

That's ok....I put three splits in each of your condoms 'fore you woke...

Rev

[whisker]

That's ok....I put three splits in each of your condoms 'fore you woke...

Rev

That's a month supply asshore

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

That's a month supply asshore

I haven't used that many since '74.....

Rev

[whisker]

I haven't used that many since '74.....

Rev

It goes down by 12 each year.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

It goes down by 12 each year.

Quit braggin'.......

Rev

[Pharm Lite]

I confess...

I've actually been married 6 times

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

I confess...

I've actually been married 6 times

How many were women?

Rev

[whisker]

How many were women?

Rev

He is counting the time he was playing dress up with the neighborhood girls. 

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

He is counting the time he was playing dress up with the neighborhood girls. 

I bet he built that wall while he was wearin' a dress.....

Rev