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Official Rev Jerry Falwell Honorary Prison Forum Chaplain Thread

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Offline Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head

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This is where Rev may leave words of encouragement or deliver last rites.  Note: not responsible if last rites are given by Rev for non death penalty sentences. Last rites are determined solely by Rev.
« Last Edit: 10:04 AM - Oct 08, 2016 by Darrell Shroyal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head »
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Holy crap,

You idjets actually create this nonsense. 

Let's see how it all goes down
What kinda caddy? It makes a difference. I wanna go out in style. Not drunk as s***, dead on the kitchen floor with my pants around my ankles with a tub of KY in one hand and a dildo in the other.

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Is there a bonus for peeps who get last rites by Rev when he's under .08 percent blood alcohol level?

or is it even possible for him to be .08?

Revs not allowed to log on here after 9 am without being above .08. 

Saline County installed a breathealyzer on his laptop to ensure enforcement
What kinda caddy? It makes a difference. I wanna go out in style. Not drunk as s***, dead on the kitchen floor with my pants around my ankles with a tub of KY in one hand and a dildo in the other.

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Holy crap,

You idjets actually create this nonsense. 

Let's see how it all goes down

Gonna be the greatest revolution in message boards since titty pics, Murr!
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Gonna be the greatest revolution in message boards since titty pics, Murr!

Alright, but how? What will this forum do?
What kinda caddy? It makes a difference. I wanna go out in style. Not drunk as s***, dead on the kitchen floor with my pants around my ankles with a tub of KY in one hand and a dildo in the other.

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Alright, but how? What will this forum do?

Just gotta get some admin kinks worked out. Basically once we get the SMF settings figured out to where you can control what Forum members have access to, this is the alternative punishment to bantment area. Instead of banning wayward posters, we send em here for rehabilitating. The beauty is, I make em drive up views as part of doing time whereas bantment reduces views.
« Last Edit: 09:37 AM - Oct 08, 2016 by Darrell Shroyal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head »
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Holy crap,

You idjets actually create this nonsense. 

Let's see how it all goes down
Don't be f*****' with us, son.  This is serious business.   >:(  You"ll be cast down with the Sodomites for another outburst like this.




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Alright, but how? What will this forum do?

This forum is gonna whoop your muthafuckin' ass if you keep askin' dipshit questions....

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Holy crap,

You idjets actually create this nonsense. 

Let's see how it all goes down

I'd prefer you didn't use the term "go down" in a prison forum....

Rev
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I'd prefer you didn't use the term "go down" in a prison forum....

Rev

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Is there a bonus for peeps who get last rites by Rev when he's under .08 percent blood alcohol level?

or is it even possible for him to be .08?

Rev gets a hangover when he bottoms out at .08
I'm gonna get D'Lite to whoop your ass.... >:(
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Rev gets a hangover when he bottoms out at .08

I'd prefer you didn't use the term, "bottoms out" in a prison forum....

Rev
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I'd prefer you didn't use the term, "bottoms out" in a prison forum....

Rev

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I'm gonna get D'Lite to whoop your ass.... >:(
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Is this where we hang out on Sundays?

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Is this where we hang out on Sundays?

It's where Rev hangs out on sundays... Problem is, he never knows what dam day of the week it is
I'm gonna get D'Lite to whoop your ass.... >:(
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It's where Rev hangs out on sundays... Problem is, he never knows what dam day of the week it is

I know this is the day of the week I'm gonna whoop your ass.......

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I know this is the day of the week I'm gonna whoop your ass.......

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If you are scared of me then you are a p**** of the highest order. Get rid of that stupid emoticunt dead horse thing.. it is annoying and has lost any meaning it may have had originally.b

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It's where Rev hangs out on sundays... Problem is, he never knows what dam day of the week it is

Rev does that in here by design. He gets to drankin each day on whiskey so that he can relate to the prisoners here that have done so much time, they don't know what f****** day it but need the prison chaplain nonetheless.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Rev does that in here by design. He gets to drankin each day on whiskey so that he can relate to the prisoners here that have done so much time, they don't know what f****** day it but need the prison chaplain nonetheless.
you're giving rev way to much credit for being coherent.......
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If you are scared of me then you are a p**** of the highest order. Get rid of that stupid emoticunt dead horse thing.. it is annoying and has lost any meaning it may have had originally.b

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you're giving rev way to much credit for being coherent.......

And you're given way too much credit for bein' a male.....

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