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Re: Here it is
Reply #25 → 09:34 PM - Oct 07, 2016
If this thing stands the test of time, I'm putting my name in the hat for warden or at least guard. I think we could really do some poster heppin' in here.

There ya go, warden.
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Re: Here it is
Reply #26 → 09:35 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Also, should this stand the test of time, the following posters should be granted warden or guard status to assist with inmate rehabilitating.

HRV
Ponder
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These were the original charter members of the pro Prison Forum movement.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #27 → 09:37 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Also, should this stand the test of time, the following posters should be granted warden or guard status to assist with inmate rehabilitating.

HRV
Ponder
OTR
Rev
Pondwater Jack


These were the original charter members of the pro Prison Forum movement.

You are the moderator.
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Re: Here it is
Reply #28 → 09:37 PM - Oct 07, 2016
There ya go, warden.

Awesomeness! 
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #29 → 09:41 PM - Oct 07, 2016
I just dont know how to set somebodys profile where they can only see the prison forum.
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Re: Here it is
Reply #30 → 09:44 PM - Oct 07, 2016
I just dont know how to set somebodys profile where they can only see the prison forum.

Well, it's a hell of a concept! I'm sure there's a way but I lack the ol expertise. Once figured out, it would make for some good pranks to sentence a mofo to time here.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #31 → 09:44 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Probably a good idea to put this here too so that the inmates can remember what life was like on the outside.


Dude needs a hat!  :D

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Reply #32 → 09:46 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Oh s***, I just got distracted by that Wheel of Fortune vid.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDVa71KbIL0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDVa71KbIL0</a>

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Re: Here it is
Reply #33 → 09:54 PM - Oct 07, 2016
I just dont know how to set somebodys profile where they can only see the prison forum.

Try and figure out how to make it to where I can't see it at all.

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Reply #34 → 09:56 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Try and figure out how to make it to where I can't see it at all.

Just click that "x" in the top right corner.
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Re: Here it is
Reply #35 → 10:10 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Oh s***, I just got distracted by that Wheel of Fortune vid.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDVa71KbIL0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDVa71KbIL0</a>

We'll have to be careful with stuff like this if we get inmates. Can't rehabilitate wayward posters with entertaining videos for their viewing pleasure.  :)

We'll have some real bland s*** (Delta's bet one word posts, Robert shields greatest hits, Wayne's.....well, nah that's cruel and unusual) ready as its needed.
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OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Re: Here it is
Reply #36 → 10:11 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Grande Prize  - A Betamax Tape of Shawshank Redemption

Where the **** do I sign up?
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Reply #37 → 10:29 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Where the **** do I sign up?

We'll need you to send in several Quisp cereal box proof of purchases and then we'll mail you the Betamax cassette. Usually takes 6-8 weeks for processing.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #38 → 10:54 PM - Oct 07, 2016
We'll need you to send in several Quisp cereal box proof of purchases and then we'll mail you the Betamax cassette. Usually takes 6-8 weeks for processing.

What about Cap'n Crunch instead?
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Re: Welcome to Poaster Rehabilitation!
Reply #39 → 10:54 PM - Oct 07, 2016
I have VHS tapes of Van Dam and a half burnt VCR I can donate.

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Re: Welcome to Poaster Rehabilitation!
Reply #40 → 10:59 PM - Oct 07, 2016
What about Cap'n Crunch instead?

We can work with that, Cap.
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Reply #41 → 11:06 PM - Oct 07, 2016
I have VHS tapes of Van Dam and a half burnt VCR I can donate.

That will be good for the library ol Andy is working to fund. Guy has been writing 10-12 letters a day asking for money for books and other items to get the prison library up and running.  Hell, I just went through Red to get all kinds of stuff. He seems to be a guy that knows how to locate things from time to time.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #42 → 11:14 PM - Oct 07, 2016
That will be good for the library ol Andy is working to fund. Guy has been writing 10-12 letters a day asking for money for books and other items to get the prison library up and running.  Hell, I just went through Red to get all kinds of stuff. He seems to be a guy that knows how to locate things from time to time.
There's a big tree at the end of a long rock wall, looks like it doesn't belong.  I burried them vhs tapes there. 

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Reply #43 → 11:19 PM - Oct 07, 2016

Thanks the Good Lord knows I always cooking some yard bird.


Is that kind of like barnyard pimp?
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Re: Welcome to Poaster Rehabilitation!
Reply #44 → 05:15 AM - Oct 08, 2016
Damnation....a guy goes to bed at a normal time in the afternoon and wakes up 12 hours later with a prison in his front yard!  Coach Daryl,Darrel,andDerril, you're gonna have the toughest job here..... :rofl:

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Damnation....a guy goes to bed at a normal time in the afternoon and wakes up 12 hours later with a prison in his front yard!  Coach Daryl,Darrel,andDerril, you're gonna have the toughest job here..... :rofl:

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Had to be done, Rev. See, those damn idjits across the street lacked the vision to see a Prison Forum through. They relied solely on bantment without having the sense to understand using bantment means less views and less revenue.  Here, the Prison Forum 1) rehabilitates posters. 2) maintains more web traffic from inmates themselves, and 3) actually drives additional views in that other posters will definitely swing by the prison forum each day to see who is doing time.

A few admin kinks to work out on how to sentence a poster to Prison Forum visibility only, but this concept will change message boards forever!

I'm getting to work on some punishment ideas this merning with an Irish coffee before heading down to the game. Remember how in school you had to write lines when you got in trouble? Here, you might have to write "posts" over and over again to cut your sentence short. Also, there will be community benefits. You can cut your sentence short by driving up page views. Similar to writing lines, we'll have threads here for the sole purpose of inmates driving page views up in order to cut their sentence short.

This is revolutionary, Rev! Revolutionary!
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OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #46 → 10:06 AM - Oct 08, 2016
We'll have to be careful with stuff like this if we get inmates. Can't rehabilitate wayward posters with entertaining videos for their viewing pleasure.  :)

We'll have some real bland s*** (Delta's bet one word posts, Robert shields greatest hits, Wayne's.....well, nah that's cruel and unusual) ready as its needed.
Yeah, s*** like that should be considered contraband and would result in a night in the box.


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Re: Welcome to Poaster Rehabilitation!
Reply #47 → 08:05 PM - Oct 08, 2016
What about Cap'n Crunch instead?

Me and my brother won 1000 dollars from a cap'n crunch box when we were kids.
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Reply #48 → 08:41 PM - Oct 08, 2016
Me and my brother won 1000 dollars from a cap'n crunch box when we were kids.

How's that? You sue 'em after you found a snake head in the box or sumthin?
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Reply #49 → 08:50 PM - Oct 08, 2016
Had a treasure box in bottom. Had to coins. One said " you win". So we won 1000 bucks. Either 83 or 84. Cant remember exactly. We bought brand new redline bmx bikes. I still have mine. Found it in grammas barn and me and my son restored it.
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