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Yall want a prison forum, you got it. We will all vote on who is sent to prison. It will be full of guv, wayne, and delta posts and it will be the only board you can access during your sentence.
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buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms......

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Re: Here it is
Reply #1 → 08:46 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Would you look at this f****** place! This is alright! I can only imagine the entertainment value of heckling the inmates that could be confined to this forum only as an alternative punishment to bantment. Just a forum full of old Robert Sheilds treads, Delta's greatest hits, Wayne Wannabe Like Wilson posts, and of course, OTR threads to people hep the inmates. What a glorious day this is!
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OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Re: Here it is
Reply #3 → 08:47 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Need to find ourselves an offender.
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Re: Here it is
Reply #4 → 08:49 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Need to find ourselves an offender.

Done properly, this could be like [you]. Just sentence them when they're offline and next time they're on, wham! This forum is all they get.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Re: Here it is
Reply #5 → 08:50 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Need to find ourselves an offender.
Pharm Lite fucks up one more time...   :rofl:

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Re: Here it is
Reply #6 → 08:50 PM - Oct 07, 2016
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Dang gum that sounds real good.  Thanks.
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Re: Here it is
Reply #7 → 08:51 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Rev should be awake in bout 5 or 6 hours....
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Thanks the Good Lord knows I always cooking some yard bird.
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Re: Here it is
Reply #9 → 08:54 PM - Oct 07, 2016
My Migraines have returned 2 times in the past 6 weeks. Both on Mondays.
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Reply #10 → 08:54 PM - Oct 07, 2016

Like the Wolf Brand Chili Commercial said about eating Wolf brand it's been too Long.
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Reply #11 → 08:56 PM - Oct 07, 2016
My Daughter was 8. she 18 now.
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Reply #12 → 08:57 PM - Oct 07, 2016
I listen to BO Daily .
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Re: Here it is
Reply #13 → 09:01 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Yall want a prison forum, you got it. We will all vote on who is sent to prison. It will be full of guv, wayne, and delta posts and it will be the only board you can access during your sentence.
I don't know.  Seems a bit harsh.   :troll:

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Re: Here it is
Reply #14 → 09:01 PM - Oct 07, 2016
I'd really like to see Delta go on Jeopardy and have every category be about the Civil War era.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Re: Here it is
Reply #15 → 09:02 PM - Oct 07, 2016
I'd also like to see Odell go on Wheel of Fortune. Big bastard would tear the s*** out of the wheel.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #16 → 09:04 PM - Oct 07, 2016
I'd really like to see Delta go on Jeopardy and have every category be about the Civil War era.
Up against David Duke and a direct descendant of Nathan Bedford Forrest.

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Re: Here it is
Reply #17 → 09:06 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Up against David Duke and a direct descendant of Nathan Bedford Forrest.


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OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Re: Here it is
Reply #19 → 09:08 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Winner gets a fitted sheet.

And a my pillow?
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Re: Here it is
Reply #20 → 09:12 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Winner gets a fitted sheet.

Remember back when you won a round on Wheel of Fortune the contestant got to "shop" using the prize money? We should make it like that. Winner gets to shop for "comfort" prison items such as a fitted sheet, maybe a book of matches, some packs of Pall Malls for trading/smoking, maybe some assorted homemade shanks. Twould be greatness!

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OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #21 → 09:17 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Remember back when you won a round on Wheel of Fortune the contestant got to "shop" using the prize money? We should make it like that. Winner gets to shop for "comfort" prison items such as a fitted sheet, maybe a book of matches, some packs of Pall Malls for trading/smoking, maybe some assorted homemade shanks. Twould be greatness!
Grande Prize  - A Betamax Tape of Shawshank Redemption

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Re: Here it is
Reply #22 → 09:23 PM - Oct 07, 2016
It's probably a good idea to have the War Damn Mockingbird unis in here for conversation. Finding these lost treasures and a prison forum have basically been my message board life pursuits.





OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #23 → 09:25 PM - Oct 07, 2016
Probably a good idea to put this here too so that the inmates can remember what life was like on the outside.

OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Reply #24 → 09:28 PM - Oct 07, 2016
If this thing stands the test of time, I'm putting my name in the hat for warden or at least guard. I think we could really do some poster heppin' in here.
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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