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Title: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 04:51 AM - Dec 03, 2016
Who's gonna be the first?

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 06:57 AM - Dec 03, 2016
Who's gonna be the first?

Rev

You.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 11:31 AM - Dec 03, 2016
You.

No, I've got testicular immunity....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 06:37 PM - Dec 03, 2016
No, I've got testicular immunity....

Rev

Yes you do. 
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head on 10:19 AM - Dec 04, 2016
Angry gusville Guy was the first inmate. Seemed only fitting.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 05:43 AM - Dec 05, 2016
Angry gusville Guy was the first inmate. Seemed only fitting.

I can't find him nowhere....we musta executed him.....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 07:46 AM - Dec 05, 2016
I can't find him nowhere....we musta executed him.....

Rev

Sure he didn't escape.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Arky on 04:24 PM - Dec 05, 2016
Sure he didn't escape.
easy 2 do with warden rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 05:29 PM - Dec 09, 2016
easy 2 do with warden rev

You Slackers are wasting a potential great forum
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head on 09:22 PM - Dec 09, 2016
You Slackers are wasting a potential great forum

We do still need to figure out a way to limit a poster's access/visibility to the Prison Forum. Been a long while since I've tinkered around with admin type stuff like that but if it could be done, twould be awesome!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 09:30 PM - Dec 09, 2016
We do still need to figure out a way to limit a poster's access/visibility to the Prison Forum. Been a long while since I've tinkered around with admin type stuff like that but if it could be done, twould be awesome!

Yep.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 05:09 AM - Dec 10, 2016
We do still need to figure out a way to limit a poster's access/visibility to the Prison Forum. Been a long while since I've tinkered around with admin type stuff like that but if it could be done, twould be awesome!

I agree....this fooroom has greatestness writ all over it...

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: LSUFan on 05:20 PM - Dec 10, 2016
Lick Mah Juicy Balls.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 09:23 AM - Dec 11, 2016
Lick Mah Juicy Balls.

Here is a good piglet to test on.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 05:41 AM - Dec 12, 2016
Here is a good piglet to test on.

Nah.....no one cares if 'fan is locked up....we'll have to feed his ass for a year before the IRS even comes lookin' for him....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 08:55 AM - Dec 12, 2016
Nah.....no one cares if 'fan is locked up....we'll have to feed his ass for a year before the IRS even comes lookin' for him....

Rev

It is called Nasogastric Tube feeding.  How the military feeds detainees that don't want to eat.  Shove a large tube in his nose, and pour a can of gray paste through it. 
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Cullen Fitzpatrick on 01:50 PM - Dec 12, 2016
It is called Nasogastric Tube feeding.  How the military feeds detainees that don't want to eat.  Shove a large tube in his nose, and pour a can of gray paste through it.

Sounds lovely.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: LSUFan on 11:11 PM - Dec 12, 2016
Nah.....no one cares if 'fan is locked up....we'll have to feed his ass for a year before the IRS even comes lookin' for him....

Rev
I've been bant till the 22nd, don't make me use profanity here, dad, you ******.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 04:51 AM - Dec 15, 2016
I've been bant till the 22nd, don't make me use profanity here, dad, you ******.

Bant from where?  Impossible to get bant here, even for a one-legged ****** like you.....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: LSUFan on 06:44 PM - Dec 15, 2016
Bant from where?  Impossible to get bant here, even for a one-legged ****** like you.....

Rev
Visiting your ass at the home.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 08:05 AM - Feb 10, 2017

The best part of Mike Anderson ran down his mamas leg...

'Oinker, what the **** did you do to get locked up over here?  Dopey swears he didn't do it.....I sure didn't 'cause I ain't a Mod no more.....wouldn't know how to do it if I was.....I'll try and get you sprung, but it may take a while.....nobody lissens to me much around here....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 08:08 AM - Feb 10, 2017
Yoo hoo, heard someone is locked up in here.   :-*
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Dopeman on 08:10 AM - Feb 10, 2017
Quiet in here!  Knock
It off.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 08:11 AM - Feb 10, 2017
Yoo hoo, heard someone is locked up in here.   :-*

Oinker's gonna be mighty glad to see you.....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 08:17 AM - Feb 10, 2017
Oinker's gonna be mighty glad to see you.....

Rev

I will make sure his stay is extremely satisfying.  :odd:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 08:22 AM - Feb 10, 2017
I will make sure his stay is extremely satisfying.  :odd:

Oinker is game, I'm sure.....Johnny Cash said he always wanted to be locked up here so he could study Trump's Plan for America....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 08:28 AM - Feb 10, 2017
Oinker is game, I'm sure.....Johnny Cash said he always wanted to be locked up here so he could study Trump's Plan for America....

Rev

I am going to see if I can sneak X'er and Sparky in through the dirty underwear for a visit.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Dopeman on 08:29 AM - Feb 10, 2017
We thought about piping in luke bryan music for torture but jc would love that.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 08:38 AM - Feb 10, 2017
I think we need some Boy George, George Michael and Rikki Martin to set the mood.  Cap it off with some Barry White.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 08:59 AM - Feb 10, 2017
I think we need some Boy George, George Michael and Rikki Martin to set the mood.  Cap it off with some Barry White.

Sounds like the voice of experience......

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 09:11 AM - Feb 10, 2017
Sounds like the voice of experience......

Rev

Just trying to make oink feel like Ned Beatty.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 10:05 AM - Feb 10, 2017
Someone is hiding from me. 
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 10:18 AM - Feb 10, 2017
Someone is hiding from me. 

That's weird....most people just ignore ya....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 10:22 AM - Feb 10, 2017
That's weird....most people just ignore ya....

Rev

Then why you keep showing up fer a congecal when you are not locked up.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 10:46 AM - Feb 10, 2017
Then why you keep showing up fer a congecal when you are not locked up.

I prefer to call it my prison ministry.....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 10:54 AM - Feb 10, 2017
I prefer to call it my prison ministry.....

Rev

Giving a seaermon, I see.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 12:43 PM - Feb 10, 2017
Giving a seaermon, I see.

I play to the crowd.....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Ponder on 01:49 PM - Feb 17, 2017
What is wrong with you people ???

Somebody needs to do something to lower morale/morals around here.   >:(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 03:03 PM - Feb 17, 2017
What is wrong with you people ???

Somebody needs to do something to lower morale/morals around here.   >:(

Nothin we are normal.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 06:24 AM - Mar 27, 2017
This place needs a jail break to liven it up....but first we need a prisoner to break......

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: LSUFan on 01:37 PM - Mar 27, 2017
This place needs a jail break to liven it up....but first we need a prisoner to break......

Rev
I'll break your ass  :cat_fight:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 05:28 AM - Mar 29, 2017
I'll break your ass  :cat_fight:

You'd be a damn good candidate for the "hole" since that's your favorite place to spend time anyway....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Arky on 08:00 PM - Mar 29, 2017
lsu be idjet 
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: LSUFan on 09:31 PM - Mar 29, 2017
You'd be a damn good candidate for the "hole" since that's your favorite place to spend time anyway....

Rev
(_o_)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Kriegschwein on 07:02 PM - Mar 30, 2017
I'd say the ambiance in he'r is kinna ghey

Good job Fellas. Should change the name in he'r the Blue Oyster Bar. Can call you two Blanks and Copeland.

I'll be Zed.

Police Academy Zed, not Pulp Fiction Zed.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 05:12 AM - Apr 01, 2017
I'd say the ambiance in he'r is kinna ghey

Good job Fellas. Should change the name in he'r the Blue Oyster Bar. Can call you two Blanks and Copeland.

I'll be Zed.

Police Academy Zed, not Pulp Fiction Zed.



Shatfire, Kreig'.....it's a prison, not one o' Hugh Hefner's vacation cottages....you're gonna always have a few fags like Arky and 'fan in the lockup.......

Rev

I agree Kreig'...perfect names for Arky and 'fan.......

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: LSUFan on 05:26 PM - Apr 04, 2017
Shatfire, Kreig'.....it's a prison, not one o' Hugh Hefner's vacation cottages....you're gonna always have a few fags like Arky and 'fan in the lockup.......

Rev

I agree Kreig'...perfect names for Arky and 'fan.......

Rev
Mama's gonna whoop that ass again.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 05:25 AM - Apr 07, 2017
Mama's gonna whoop that ass again.

I'd toss her fat ass in prison, but ain't none of the inmates done anything near bad enough to deserve her.....

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 01:48 PM - Apr 07, 2017
I'd toss her fat ass in prison, but ain't none of the inmates done anything near bad enough to deserve her.....

Rev

What did we do to deserve you?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Kriegschwein on 08:03 PM - Apr 07, 2017
What did we do to deserve you?

Signed up.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Arky on 06:58 PM - Apr 08, 2017
Signed up.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 04:50 AM - Apr 09, 2017
Signed up.

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: whisker on 05:57 PM - May 18, 2017
Been a while since we been in here.  That sounds like Revs ole lady.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on 05:12 AM - May 20, 2017
Been a while since we been in here.  That sounds like Revs ole lady.

Knda hard to lock people up when there ain't but two or three postin' here...

Rev
Title: Re: OFFICIAL PRISON FORUM LOCKUP ROSTER
Post by: Arky on 07:01 PM - Jun 09, 2017
Knda hard to lock people up when there ain't but two or three postin' here...

Rev
wtf that got 2 do wif yo ole lady