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OFFICIAL 2017 FOOTBALL SEASON PRISONER WELCOMING DRANKIN' THREAD

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Dopey is gonna sweep out all the cells and re-stock the one ply terlit paper, Arky is gonna polish all brass and knobs, Whisker is official ball-tickler, and Hoos' is makin' some Welcome Back posters with little XOXOs and hearts.....should be a fun incarceration....

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Dopey is gonna sweep out all the cells and re-stock the one ply terlit paper, Arky is gonna polish all brass and knobs, Whisker is official ball-tickler, and Hoos' is makin' some Welcome Back posters with little XOXOs and hearts.....should be a fun incarceration....

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I am going to deflate balls not tickle them.

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and I aint doing s*** but drankin.............fuk'ya
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If you are scared of me then you are a p**** of the highest order. Get rid of that stupid emoticunt dead horse thing.. it is annoying and has lost any meaning it may have had originally.b

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and I aint doing s*** but drankin.............fuk'ya

That's ok.....you can drank and still bend over.......

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I ain't restin' 'till some bastard gets tossed in this slammer.

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I ain't restin' 'till some bastard gets tossed in this slammer.

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You let joonyer escape.

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You let joonyer escape.

Yeah, but he's dumb enough to wander back and pull a Barney Fife and lock himself back up in his cell.

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Yeah, but he's dumb enough to wander back and pull a Barney Fife and lock himself back up in his cell.

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Ok Otis.

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I'd toss Brett, his coachin' staff, Jeff Long, and the rich boosters that paid to get this clown all in jail, except they'd lower the class of the lock up......

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I'd toss Brett, his coachin' staff, Jeff Long, and the rich boosters that paid to get this clown all in jail, except they'd lower the class of the lock up......

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Don't be bringing that kinda s*** in here, Rev. You'll kill the cell real estate values!!!
OTR was a legend in Logan County. Rumor has it he could jump from the free throw line with a basketball in each hand while also singing the "Star Spangled Banner" and dunk one ball on "land of the free" and the other on "home of the brave" on account of him singing it backwards. Pretty impressive.

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Don't be bringing that kinda s*** in here, Rev. You'll kill the cell real estate values!!!

Howdy Coach.....good to see ya back here.....

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I may need some help here....can anybody assist me in squeezin' Beeleema into one o' these cells?

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**** Jennifer instead of bret this time
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If you are scared of me then you are a p**** of the highest order. Get rid of that stupid emoticunt dead horse thing.. it is annoying and has lost any meaning it may have had originally.b

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**** Jennifer instead of bret this time

Who's Jennifer?  His goat?

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